I hope you can understand that sketch

Best pool shot by a white chick

Best pool shot by a white chick, ever!

Rowan Atkinson is the Headmaster of Tommy

A string walks into a bar

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Eurobeat - Almost Eurovision

This musical is a spoof of the Eurovision Song Contest. Here is the contribution of Ireland.