A string walks into a bar

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Bicycle Repairman

Four Yorkshiremen

Now they had it tooff

How to wake up the girlfriend

This football referee should be on stage

This funny referee was on loan from the National Ballet Company.

This tickled my fancy

I found this little gem on another blog and just had to put it up.

Fly Yorkshire Airlines

Here's a commercial for Yorkshire Airlines

All aboard now......