Monday, December 28, 2009

Best pool shot by a white chick

Best pool shot by a white chick, ever!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

A string walks into a bar

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Friday, December 4, 2009

Eurobeat - Almost Eurovision

This musical is a spoof of the Eurovision Song Contest. Here is the contribution of Ireland.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Fairy-tale for women

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a beautiful, self-confident, intelligent princess.

One day, she was sitting by a pond outside her castle, looking at a frog. Suddenly the frog jumped into her lap and said:

"Beautiful lady, I used to be a handsome prince before the evil witch turned me
into a frog in an evil spell. If you kiss me, I'll be once again the handsome prince and we can get married and live in my mother's castle where you can prepare the meals for me, wash and iron my clothes, bear me children and bring them up. You'll be happy for the rest of your life."

That night, the princess sat at her table with a glass of chardonnay, a plate of chicken wings, cooked in a light creamy onion sauce followed by a slice of black forrest gateau.

.... and the moral of the story, there are no stupid women!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Four Yorkshiremen

Now they had it tooff

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Jack Dee live at the Apollo

Jack Dee live at the Apollo...

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Very intertaining

This guy is very good......

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Another one of Simon's cat

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Simon's Cat 'Let me in'

If you liked the other Simon Cat cartoon on my other blog, here's another one..

See another Simon Cat cartoon here

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

This football referee should be on stage

This funny referee was on loan from the National Ballet Company.

Monday, October 19, 2009

This tickled my fancy

I found this little gem on another blog and just had to put it up.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Tales of Men's shirts (Part 1)

A little bit more of the Goons...

Part 2 and 3 to follow...

The Airline Pilot

Foster Brooks with Dean Martin in 'The Airline Pilot'

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Famous "Dinner for One" Sketch

The sketch presents the 90th birthday of elderly upper-class Englishwoman Miss Sophie, who hosts a dinner every year for her close friends Mr Pommeroy, Mr Winterbottom, Sir Toby, and Admiral von Schneider to celebrate the occasion. (Note that the plot has nothing to do with New Year's Eve, as is often incorrectly stated. There is a "Happy new year" toast, but this is purely a reference to Miss Sophie's anniversary.) The problem is that given Miss Sophie's considerable age, she has outlived all of her friends, and so her equally aged manservant James makes his way around the table, impersonating each of the guests in turn. Miss Sophie decides on appropriate drinks to accompany the menu of the evening, consisting of Mulligatawny soup (Miss Sophie orders sherry), haddock (with white wine), chicken (with champagne), and fruit for dessert (with port) served by James, and so he finds himself raising (and emptying) his glass four times per course. That takes its toll, increasingly noticeable in James' growing difficulty in pouring the drinks, telling wine glasses from vases of flowers, and refraining from bursting into song. Even before the alcohol begins to exert its influence, he has trouble avoiding the head of a tiger skin laying on the floor between the dinner table and the buffet.

Fly Yorkshire Airlines

Here's a commercial for Yorkshire Airlines

All aboard now......

Pakistani Daleks

Once again, Spike Milligan is in a very funny sketch, as a Pakistani Dalek

Milligan and Bluthal perform the 'Fresh Fruit Song'

Spike Milligan and John Bluthal in 'The Fresh Fruit Song'