Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a beautiful, self-confident, intelligent princess.
One day, she was sitting by a pond outside her castle, looking at a frog. Suddenly the frog jumped into her lap and said:
"Beautiful lady, I used to be a handsome prince before the evil witch turned me
into a frog in an evil spell. If you kiss me, I'll be once again the handsome prince and we can get married and live in my mother's castle where you can prepare the meals for me, wash and iron my clothes, bear me children and bring them up. You'll be happy for the rest of your life."
That night, the princess sat at her table with a glass of chardonnay, a plate of chicken wings, cooked in a light creamy onion sauce followed by a slice of black forrest gateau.
.... and the moral of the story, there are no stupid women!
